10. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
9. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
7. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue your ass.
4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
3. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
2. Hang up and drive!
AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE...
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