Thursday, November 20, 2008
Morrie Schwartz
Morrie Schwartz
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Peace Quotes
Peace Quotes
Quotes about Peace
We have grasped the mystery of the atom and rejected the Sermon on the Mount. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war than we know about peace, more about killing that we know about living.
- General Omar BradleyPhrases
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
-- March 4, 1861 - Lincoln's First Inaugural Address
- Abraham Lincoln
Funny Quotes
Ability Quotes
Andrew Poon
Bill Austin
Monday, June 30, 2008
Abundance Quotes
- John Petit-Senn 1792-1870, French Poet
4th of July Quotes
Famous Quotes
- Aldous Huxley
Good Sayings
Sunday, June 29, 2008
War Quotes
You might as well appeal against the thunder-storm as against these terrible hardships of war. They are inevitable, and the only way the people of Atlanta can hope once more to live in peace and quiet at home, is to stop the war, which can only be done by admitting that it began in error and is perpetuated in pride.
- General William Tecumseh Sherman, letter to the City of Atlanta, William Tecumseh ShermanBill Austin
Absurdity Quotes
- Victor Hugo (French romantic Poet, Novelist and Dramatist, 1802-1885)
Bill Austin
Acceptance Quotes
- Robert Louis Stevenson
The Psych Hospital
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
- Abraham Lincoln
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Abraham Lincoln Quotes
-- August 24, 1855 - Letter to Joshua Speed
- Abraham Lincoln
Funny Quotes Insults 79
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Famous Quotes - Trench
Point Of View
Life Quotes
Life Quotes
Quotes About Life
Life, we learn too late, is in the living, in the tissue of every day and hour.
- Stephen Leacock
Rattlesnake Season
Jokes Of The Weak
Abuse Quotes
- Henry Labouchere
Really Really Blonde
The Pope Golf
Absurdity Quotes
- Nietzsche
Skim Milk
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Absurdity Quotes
- Pope John Paul II (Polish Pope. 1920-2005)
Sayings
Acceptance Quotes
- Clark Moustakas
Integrated Marketing Solutions
Life Quotes
Life Quotes
Quotes About Life
To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life.
- T. S. Eliot (1888-1965), American Poet
Famous Sayings
Ability Quotes
Bertrand Russell
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Education Quotes
Education Quotes
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Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age purports to equip us to live and is prescribed as a universal remedy for everything from juvenile delinquency to premature senility.
- Malcolm Muggeridge; quoted in The Observer (1966)Famous Phrases
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Abstinence Quotes
- Ambrose Bierce 1842-1914, American Author, Editor, Journalist, ''The Devil's Dictionary''
Funny Jokes
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Education Quotes
Education Quotes
Quotes About Education
Education, Public "The single most important element in the maintenance of a democratic system."... "The better the citizenry as a whole are educated, the wider and more sensible public participation, debate and social mobility will be. Any serious rivalry from private education systems will siphon off lites and thus fatally weaken both the drive and the financing of the state system. That a private system may be able to offer to a limited number of students the finest education in the world is irrelevant. Highly sophisticated lites are the easiest and least original thing a society can produce. The most difficult and the most valuable is a well-educated populace."
- John Ralston Saul, Doubter's Companion: A Dictionary of Aggressive Common Sense, Penguin, 1995Famous Quotes
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Famous Quotes - Albert Camus
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Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Famous Quotes
Famous Quotes and Sayings - Time
Famous Sayings
Science and Scientists
Science Quotes
Quotes About Science
The great tragedy of Science the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
- Thomas Henry Huxley, Presidential Address at the British Association for 1870Famous Sayings
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
The philosophy of the classroom today
will be the philosophy of government tomorrow.
Abraham Lincoln
http://quotes.liberty-tree.ca/quote_blog/Abraham.Lincoln.Quote.4147
- Abraham Lincoln
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Abraham Lincoln Quotes
-- December 20, 1859 - Autobiography
- Abraham Lincoln
Quotes
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- Henry Peter
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Life Quote
Colette (1873 - 1954), Prisons and Paradise, 1932
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Admiration Quotes
Theophile Gautier
Tomato Soup Recipes
Acceptance Quotes
- Maurice Godelier 1934-, French Anthropologist
Butter Candy
Friday, April 4, 2008
Man of Honor Quote
H. L. Mencken
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Famous Quotes
Famous Quotes - William Dean Howells
Funny Quotes
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- Dennis Weaver
Watermelon Lemonade
Diabetic Recipes
Famous Quotes
Famous Quotes and Sayings - Bismarck
Jesse Ventura Quotes
Absence Quotes
- William Shakespeare (English Dramatist, Playwright and Poet, 1564-1616)
Famous Quotes
Monday, March 31, 2008
Dance Quotes Dancing Quotes
Dance Quotes
Quotes About Dance
Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body.
- Isadora DuncanMore Dance Quotes
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Abraham Lincoln Quotes
- Abraham Lincoln
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Albert Finney
Chicken Recipes
Achievement Quotes
- Corinne Roosevelt Robinson 1861-1933, American Poet, Sister of Theodore Roosevelt
Diabetic Recipes
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
- Abraham Lincoln
Diabetic Meals
Famous Quotes
Famous Quotes - Morrie Brickman
Diabetic Recipes
Abortion Quotes
- Unknown
Diabetic Meals
Science Quotes and Scientist Quotes
Science Quotes
Quotes About Science
The Scientific Revolution turns us away from the older sayings to discover the lost authorization in Nature. What we have been through in these last four millennia is the slow inexorable profaning of our species. And in the last part of the second millenium A.D., that process is apparently becoming complete. It is the Great Human Irony of our noblest and greatest endeavor on this planet that in the quest for authorization, in our reading of the language of God in Nature, we should read there so clearly that we have been so mistaken.
- Julian Jaynes, The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind, 1976, unidentified edition/chapter/pageDiabetic Beef Recipes
Absurdity Quotes
- Plato (Ancient Greek Philosopher He was the world's most influential philosopher. 428 BC-348 BC)
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Famous Quotes
- Charles Wadsworth
Life Quotes
Education Quotes
Education Quotes
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
- Chinese proverbLove Quotations
Science and Scientists
Science Quotes
Quotes About Science
The great tragedy of Science the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
- Thomas Henry Huxley, Presidential Address at the British Association for 1870According To Chandler
Abundance Quotes
- Saint Basil
Funny Jokes
Famous Quotes
- Oscar Wilde
Cabbage Soup
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Absence Quotes
- Edna St. Vincent Millay 1892-1950, American Poet
Groucho Marx Quotes
Achievement Quotes
- Dr. Jonas Salk 1914-1995, Virologist, Discovered The First Vaccine Against Poliomyelitis
Famous Quotes
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
- Abraham Lincoln
Integrated Marketing Solutions
Famous Quotes
Famous Quotes - John Billings
Quotes Central
Famous Quotes
Famous Quotes - Sinclair Lewis
Famous Quotes
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
governments, for the plain reason that they are more numerous.
Abraham Lincoln
Source: Speech, Cinn, Feb 12, 1861
- Abraham Lincoln
Woody Allen Quotes
Famous Quotes
- David Brinkley
Cat Quotes
Dance Quotes Dancing Quotes
Dance Quotes
Quotes About Dance
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
- Satchel PaigeMore Dance Quotes
Quotes Blog
Absence Quotes
- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe 1749-1832, German Poet, Dramatist, Novelist
Quotes and Sayings
War Quotes
War Quotes
Quotes about War
Let no one ever, from henceforth say one word in any way countenancing war. It is dangerous even to speak of how here and there the individual may gain some hardship of soul by it. For war is hell, and those who institute it are criminals. Were there even anything to say for it, it should not be said; for its spiritual disasters far outweigh any of its advantages.
- Robert NicholsSayings
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
- Abraham Lincoln
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Acting Quotes Actor and Actress Quotes
Bette Davis
famous Diabetics
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
-- February 22, 1842 - Temperance Address of Springfield, Illinois
- Abraham Lincoln
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Quotes and Quotations
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Quotes About Quotations
Beware of thinkers whose minds function only when they are fueled by a quotation.
- Emile Cioran, Anathemas and AdmirationsDesperate Housewife
Ability Quotes
John Wooden
Diabetic Recipes
Dance Quotes Dancing Quotes
Dance Quotes
Quotes About Dance
There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good.
- Edwin DenbyMore Dance Quotes
Odd News and Views
Famous Quotes
Famous Quotes and Sayings - Shaw
Top Blogs of 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Abstinence Quotes
- Amelia E. Barr 1831-1919, Anglo-American Novelist
Italian Recipes
Famous Quotes
Famous Quotes - Robert Quillen
Potato Recipes
Adam and Eve Quotes
D. H. Lawrence, "Nathaniel Hawthorne and The Scarlet Letter," Studies in Classic American Literature, ch. 7 (1923)
Italian Recipes
Absurdity Quotes
- Arthur Schopenhauer 1788-1860, German Philosopher
Potato Recipes
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Famous Quotes and Sayings - Mark Hopkins
Italian Rice
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Famous Quotes - Logan Pearsall Smith
Famous Recipes
Education Quotes
Education Quotes
Quotes About Education
Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age purports to equip us to live and is prescribed as a universal remedy for everything from juvenile delinquency to premature senility.
- Malcolm Muggeridge; quoted in The Observer (1966)Recipes Search
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Life Quotes
Life Quotes
Quotes About Life
Hush. For we are going to stay buried here in this tomb together for a very, very long time, so hug me!
- Juan Ruflo
Business Directory
Science Quotes and Scientist Quotes
Science Quotes
Quotes About Science
I stand before you as somebody who is both physicist and a priest, and I want to hold together my scientific and my religious insights and experiences. I want to hold them together, as far as I am able, without dishonesty and without compartmentalism. I don't want to be a priest on Sunday and a physicist on Monday; I want to be both on both days.
- John PolkinghorneArizona Advertising
Famous Quotes
Famous Quotes and Sayings - Charles E Wilson
Community Partners
Absence Quotes
Alphonse de Lamartine, Premieres Meditations Poetiques (1820)
Free Business Directory
Acceptance Quotes
- Clark Moustakas Humanistic Psychologist
Phoenix Arizona
Famous Quotes
Famous Quotes - Radhakrishnan
Mortgage Mess
Peace Quotes
Peace Quotes
Quotes about Peace
If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.
- John LennonAmish Friendship Bread
Famous Quotes
Famous Quotes - Unknown
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Peace Quotes
Peace Quotes
Quotes about Peace
I do not want the peace that passeth understanding. I want the understanding which bringeth peace.
- Helen Keller, as quoted in Henry More: The Rational Theology of a Cambridge Plattonist (1962) by Aharon LichtensteinSayings
Famous Quotes
Famous Quotes - James Thurber
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Education Quotes
Education Quotes
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Those who control the access to the minds of children will set the agenda for the future of the nation and the future of the western world.
- James Dobson, Focus on the FamilySpelling Exercises
Achievement Quotes
- Pablo Picasso 1881-1973, Spanish Artist
Spelling Rules
Acceptance Quotes
- Martin Luther King Jr. 1929-1968, American Black Leader, Nobel Prize Winner, 1964
Famous Quotes
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Education Quotes
Education Quotes
Quotes About Education
Education, therefore, is a process of living and not a preparation for future living.
- John DeweyPhrases
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
should deprive a minority of any clearly written
constitutional right, it might, in a moral point
of view, justify revolution.
Abraham Lincoln
Source: First Inaugural Address, 4 March 1861
- Abraham Lincoln
Quotes
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Life Quotes
Life Quotes
Quotes About Life
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.
- Christopher Morley, US author & journalist, 1890-1957
Cheese Recipes
Famous Quotes
- Unknown
Favorite Recipes
Absence Quotes
- William Shakespeare (English Dramatist, Playwright and Poet, 1564-1616)
Beef Recipes
Acting Quotes Actor and Actress Quotes
Marlon Brando
Low Fat Recipes
Beef Back Ribs Recipes
Education Quotes
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Life doesn't revolve around what you need to know, it revolves around what you need to understand.
- Ganesh Nana, New Zealand Economist.Famous Quotes
Life Quotes
Life Quotes
Quotes About Life
The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.
- William James
Cute Love Sayings
Education Quotes
Education Quotes
Quotes About Education
Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.
- Henry Peter Brougham, Scottish Whig politician (Speech, January 29, 1828, to the House of Commons)Funny
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Admiration Quotes
Theophile Gautier
Famous Quotations
War Quotes
A really great people, proud and high-spirited, would face all the disasters of war rather than purchase that base prosperity which is bought at the price of national honor.
- Theodore RooseveltEaster Recipes
Achievement Quotes
- Pablo Picasso 1881-1973, Spanish Artist
Easter Quotes
Funny Quotes
- will Rogers - Good Gulf radio show (24 June 1934)
Easter Jokes
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
-- February 21, 1861 - Address to the New Jersey General Assembly
- Abraham Lincoln
Funny Jokes
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
- Abraham Lincoln
Easter Recipes
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
I cannot make it better known than it already is that I strongly favor colonization. Abraham Lincoln
Source: December 1, 1862 - Lincoln's Second Annual Message to Congress
- Abraham Lincoln
Coloring Easter Eggs
Academia Quotes
- A. N. Wilson
Easter Recipe
Life Quotes
Life Quotes
Quotes About Life
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Potatoes Recipes
War Quotes
War Quotes
Quotes about War
It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.
- General Douglas MacArthurEaster Jokes
Education Quotes
Education Quotes
Quotes About Education
Educate the heart. Let us have good men.
- Hiram Powers, American sculptor (1805-1873)Easter Eggs
Education Quotes
Education Quotes
Quotes About Education
I was born intelligent education ruined me.
- America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.Cooking
Achievement Quotes
- Elizabeth Taylor 1932-, British-born American Actress
Recipes
War Quotes
War Quotes
Quotes about War
War is too serious a matter to entrust to military men.
- Georges ClemenceauCooking
Friday, March 21, 2008
Famous Quotes
Famous Quotes - Paul Valery
Appetizer Recipes
Famous Quotes
Famous Quotes - George Wither
Easter Quotes
Life Quotes
Life Quotes
Quotes About Life
When nothing is sure, everything is possible.
- Margaret Drabble (1939-), English Novelist
Recipes
Famous Quotes
- Sydney Harris
Funny Jokes
Absurdity Quotes
- Samuel Johnson
Recipes
Absence Quotes
- Robert Louis Stevenson (Scottish Essayist, Poet and Author of fiction and travel books, 1850-1894)
Jokes for Easter
Quotes and Quotations
Quotations Quotes
Quotes About Quotations
Jimmy Henderson
- What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?Recipes for Easter
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment, nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. Abraham Lincoln
Source: August 21, 1858 - Lincoln-Douglas debate at Ottawa
- Abraham Lincoln
Potatoes Recipes
Life Quotes
Life Quotes
Quotes About Life
Life is not easy for us, but what of that! We must have perseverance and confidence in ourselves. We must believe that we are gifted for something, and that this thing at whatever cost must be obtained.
- Marie Curie
Easter Jokes
Absence Quotes
- Benjamin Franklin
Potatoes Recipes
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Albert Finney
Easter Jokes
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
-- August 24, 1855 - Letter to Joshua Speed
- Abraham Lincoln
Creamed Spinach
Achievement Quotes
- Samuel Smiles 1812-1904, Scottish Author
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Science Quotes and Scientist Quotes
Science Quotes
Quotes About Science
The difference between myth and science is the difference between divine inspiration of unaided reason' on the one hand and theories developed in observational contact with the real world on the other. [It is] the difference between the belief in prophets and critical thinking, between Credo quia absurdum [I believe because it is absurdTertullian.] and De omnibus est dubitandum [Everything should be questionedDescartes.]. To try to write a grand cosmical drama leads necessarily to myth. To try to let knowledge substitute ignorance in increasingly large regions of space and time is science.
- H. AlfvnPotatoes
Absurdity Quotes
- Albert Einstein (German born American Physicist who developed the special and general theories of relativity. Nobel Prize for Physics in 1921. 1879-1955)
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Achievement Quotes
- William James 1842-1910, American Psychologist, Professor, Author
Easter Sayings
Education Quotes
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Quotes About Education
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark TwainFunny Jokes
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Famous Quotes - Alfred North Whitehead
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Famous Quotes and Sayings - Alexis Carrel
Jewish Recipes
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
Towering genius distains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored.
Abraham Lincoln
Source: January 27, 1838 - Address Before the Young Men's Lyceum of Springfield, Illinois
- Abraham Lincoln
Barbeque Recipes
Education Quotes
Education Quotes
Quotes About Education
Education, then, beyond all other devices of human origin ... the great equalizer of the conditions of men - the balance-wheel of the social machinery. It does better than to disarm the poor of their hostility toward the rich; it prevents being poor.
- Horace MannCajun Recipes
Famous Quotes
Famous Quotes and Sayings - Albert Camus
Recipes
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- Unknown
Recipes for Easter
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
-- September 30, 1859 - Address before the Wisconsin State Agricultural Society
- Abraham Lincoln
Apple Recipes
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
- Abraham Lincoln
Cajun Recipes
Famous Quotes
Famous Quotes - Sydney Harris
Cajun Recipes
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Famous Quotes and Sayings - Henry J Kaiser
Barbeque Recipes
Life Quotes
Life Quotes
Quotes About Life
Life is a bad game, imperfect and unfair.. Let us play it well..
- Bilal Said
Bread Recipes
Education Quotes
Education Quotes
Quotes About Education
I hated school so intensely. It interfered with my freedom. I avoided the discipline by an elaborate technique of being absent-minded during classes.
- Sigrid Undset, 1928 Nobel Prize in literature; quoted in Twentieth Century Authors, Kunitz and Haycraft, editors (1942), page 1432Apple Recipes
Acceptance Quotes
- Dolly Parton
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War Quotes
Don't rejoice in his defeat, you men. Although the world stood up and stopped the Bastard, the Bitch that bore him is in heat again.
- Bertolt Brecht, May 5, 1945Bread Recipes
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
- Abraham Lincoln
Recipes
Acting Quotes Actor and Actress Quotes
Marlon Brando
Easter Eggs
Peace Quotes
Peace Quotes
Quotes about Peace
Peace is not merely an absence of war. It is also a state of mind. Lasting peace can come only to peaceful people.
- Jawaharlal NehruEaster Egg Recipes
Education Quotes
Education Quotes
Quotes About Education
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
- Evan Esar, American humorist, 1899-1995Easter Quotes
Life Quotes
Life Quotes
Quotes About Life
I can face anything in life, except difficulties.
- Aditya.R
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Abraham Lincoln Quotes
- Abraham Lincoln
Quotes
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Famous Quotes
Famous Quotes and Sayings - Earl Wilson
Bread Recipes
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Famous Quotes and Sayings - Unknown
Joke of the Day
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Quotes and Quotations
Quotations Quotes
Quotes About Quotations
Seneca the Younger, "On Old Age", Moral Letters to Lucilius
- Books of quotations are an elemental model of how culture is perpetuated, the wisdom of the trite passed on to posterity, to be added to, edited, and modified by subsequent generations.Joke of the Day
Famous Quotes
Famous Quotes - Dean Rusk
Funny Jokes
Acceptance Quotes
- Robert Louis Stevenson
Clean Jokes
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- GKChesterton
Love Quotes
Peace Quotes
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Quotes about Peace
I never advocated war except as a means of peace.
- Ulysses S. GrantLove Quotes
Achievement Quotes
- Walt Disney 1901-1966, American Artist, Film Producer
Quotes
Abuse Quotes
- Upton Sinclair
Love Quotes
Funny Jokes
* A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, "Do not drive with sunshield in place."
* A bathroom heater says: "This product is not to be used in bathrooms."
* A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: "May irritate eyes."
* A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."
Easter Recipes
Funny Jokes
* A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, "Do not drive with sunshield in place."
* A bathroom heater says: "This product is not to be used in bathrooms."
* A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: "May irritate eyes."
* A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."
Coloring Easter Eggs
Funny Jokes
Ike comes home and tells Sarah that he wasn't feeling so good so he had been to the doctor.
Sarah says "So, what did he tell you?"
Ike replies, "He says I got something called herpes."
"What's herpes?" asks Sarah.
"I dunno." says Ike. "He says that's what I got."
"I'll go look it up." ---- Sarah goes to dictionary and returns. "You can't have herpes."
"I can't?" says Ike. "Why not?"
Replies Sarah, "You're Jewish, and the dictionary says herpes is a disease of the gentiles."
Easter Jokes
Funny Jokes
I was interviewing a jeweler for a story I was writing on giving new life to old jewelry, and I asked him to tell me about his most memorable client.
"It was a divorced woman who had me make a pair of earrings from her inscribed wedding band," he remembered. "One earring read, 'with all,' and the other, 'my love.'
When I asked why she had wanted it done that way, she answered, 'To remind me the next time anyone says that to me, I should let in go in one ear and out the other.'"
Easter Jokes
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Easter Recipes - Creamed Spinach
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Easter Eggs Recipes
Funny Quotes - Insults
- Harold Nicholson
Easter Eggs Recipes
Funny Jokes
Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies and Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, his children, John and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Easter Eggs Recipes
Funny Jokes
Upon picked him up after Sunday School, Little Johnny's mother asked him about the lessons that day. He replied with the expected recitation of the Bible stories that the teacher had read to the class, but were shocked when Johnny told them that the class had sung a hymn "about a constipated cross-eyed bear". Upset and angered by this, Little Johnny's father confronted the Sunday School teacher, demanding to know, "the meaning of this." "Oh no, Mr. Wilson," replied the teacher, " the hymn was called, 'TheConsecrated Cross is Bare.'"
Lorna Brill
Funny Jokes
Ronald Kingsley
Funny Jokes - Silly Jokes
Mike Gannon
Funny Quotes - Insults
- Thomas Jefferson to John Jay, 1785
Easter Sayings
Funny Quotes - Insults
- John Ehrlichman
Easter Quotes
Friday, March 14, 2008
Funny Jokes
Quotes
Cake Recipes
Funny Quotes - Insults
- Stephen Bishop
Quotes
Love Quotes
Funny Quotes - Insults
- Margaret Halsey
Recipes for Diabetic Meals
Turkey Meatloaf
Funny Jokes
Tommy was a crotchety old fellow who always took breakfast with his wife. He would read the morning paper while she fumed at his neglect, and today of all days because it was their 25th wedding anniversary.
"Tommy!! Tommy!! Put down that paper and let's talk about how we are going to celebrate our wedding anniversary today. What do you suggest?"
Tommy put his newspaper down, removed and polished his glasses, stared for a moment into the distance, then said, "How about two minutes of silence?"
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Funny Quotes - Insults
Funny Jokes
10. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
9. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
7. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue your ass.
4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
3. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
2. Hang up and drive!
AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE...
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The most fattening thing you can put in an ice cream sundae is a spoon.
Easter Recipes
Funny Jokes
75-year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself and do you have a good relationship with God?"
George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom *poof* the light goes on, when I'm done *poof* the light goes off."
"Hmmm" was all Dr. Smith said, but he was concerned with George's mental state.
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Ethel," he said, "George is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I had to call because of something very strange he said. He told me that God helps him when he gets up during the night to urinate. He said *poof* the light goes on in the bathroom and then when he is through *poof* the light goes off."
Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again."
Easter Quotes
Funny Jokes
May we get a clean bill of health from our dentist, our psychiatrist, our ophthalmologist, our cardiologist, our gastroentologist, our urologist, our proctologist, our gynecologist, our podiatrist, our plumber and the IRS.
May our hair, our teeth, our facelift, our Abs, our honey cakes, and our stocks not fall and may our blood pressure, our triglycerides, our cholesterol, our white blood count, our weight and our mortgage interest rates not rise.
May we find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere in the rush hour in less than an hour and when we get there, may we find a free parking space. And if we need to use a parking space designated for the handicapped may we find one without shopping carts in it.
May we be awestruck by the universe's sense of humor as we realize that a professional wrestler could become a President of the United States.
May what we see in the mirror delight us and what others see in us, delight them. May someone love us enough to forgive our faults, be blind to our blemishes and tell the world about our virtues.
May the telemarketers wait until after we finish dinner to call us. May our checkbooks and budgets balance and may they include generous amounts for charity.
May we remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to our spouse, our child, our parent, all of our significant others but not our boss, our intern, our nurse, our masseur, our hairdresser or our tennis instructor. May we remember to be nice to other people who, after all, out~number us by 5.4 billion.
May we live in a world at peace, with awareness of love in every sunset, flower, baby's smile, lover's kiss, and every wonderful astonishing beat of our heart. Happiness comes through doors we didn't even know we'd left open.
Funny Jokes
A Catholic priest I once knew went to the hospital to visit patients. Stopping at the nurses station, he carefully looked over the patient roster and jotted down the room number of everyone who had "Cath" written boldly next to his name. That, he told me, was a big mistake. When I asked why, he replied, "It was only after I had made the rounds that I learned they were all patients with catheters."
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A general State education is a mere contrivance for moulding people to be exactly like one another: and as the mould in which it casts them is that which pleases the predominant power in the government, whether this be a monarch, a priesthood, an aristocracy, or the majority of the existing generation in proportion as it is efficient and successful, it establishes a despotism over the mind, leading by a natural tendency to one over the body.
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It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a sentence to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate in all times and situations. They presented him the words: 'And this, too, shall pass away.' How much it expresses! How chastening in the hour of pride! How consoling in the depths of affliction!
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The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battle-field, and patriot grave, to every living heart and hearth-stone, all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the Union, when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.
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Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see the beauty, believe in them and try to follow where they lead.
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No one has yet fully realized the wealth of sympathy, kindness and generosity hidden in the soul of a child. The effort of every true education should be to unlock that treasure.
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If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract - teach him to deduct.
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- One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings.Famous Person
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There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.
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Everybody has their moment of great opportunity in life. If you happen to miss the one you care about, everything else in life becomes eerily easy.
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Purpose of mankind: To better yourself and all that you know by seeking knowledge and truth, while at the same time never forgetting that all life is as equally important as your own.
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Education would be much more effective if its purpose were to ensure that by the time they leave school every student should know how much they don't know, and be imbued with a lifelong desire to know it.
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To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient truths; both dispense with the necessity of reflection.
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That Professor Goddard with his "chair" in Clark College and the countenancing of the Smithsonian Institution does not know the relation of action to reaction, and of the need to have something better than a vacuum against which to react to say that would be absurd. Of course, he only seems to lack the knowledge ladled out daily in high schools.
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I can give no adequate description of the Horror Camp in which my men and myself were to spend the next month of our lives. It was just a barren wilderness, as bare as a chicken run. Corpses lay everywhere, some in huge piles, sometimes they lay singly or in pairs where they had fallen. It took a little time to get used to seeing men women and childen collapse as you walked by them and to restrain oneself from going to their assistance. One had to get used early to the idea that the individual just did not count. One knew that five hundred a day were dying and that five hundred a day were going on dying for weeks before anything we could do would have the slightest effect. It was, however, not easy to watch a child choking to death from diptheria when you knew a tracheotomy and nursing would save it, one saw women drowning in their own vomit because they were too weak to turn over, and men eating worms as they clutched a half loaf of bread purely because they had to eat worms to live and now could scarcely tell the difference. Piles of corpses, naked and obscene, with a woman too weak to stand proping herself against them as she cooked the food we had given her over an open fire; men and women crouching down just anywhere in the open relieving themselves of the dysentary which was scouring their bowels, a woman standing stark naked washing herself with some issue soap in water from a tank in which the remains of a child floated. It was shortly after the British Red Cross arrived, though it may have no connection, that a very large quantity of lipstick arrived. This was not at all what we men wanted, we were screaming for hundreds and thousands of other things and I don't know who asked for lipstick. I wish so much that I could discover who did it, it was the action of genius, sheer unadulterated brilliance. I believe nothing did more for these internees than the lipstick. Women lay in bed with no sheets and no nightie but with scarlet red lips, you saw them wandering about with nothing but a blanket over their shoulders, but with scarlet red lips. I saw a woman dead on the post mortem table and clutched in her hand was a piece of lipstick. At last someone had done something to make them individuals again, they were someone, no longer merely the number tatooed on the arm. At last they could take an interest in their appearance. That lipstick started to give them back their humanity.
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To dance is to be out of yourself, larger, more powerful, more beautiful. This is power, it is glory on earth and it is yours for the taking.
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These were my guys. Fighting the dull fight. Soldiers with nothing to kill except time. They know that war is hell; but peace, peace is fucking boring.
- Ray Elwood in Buffalo SoldiersPorsche Jokes
SHERRY FRIED CHICKEN LIVERS
I know people who didn't think they could lik think they could like chicken livers who are won over when the flavor of sherry wine is added.
12 chicken livers (about 1 lb.)
2 tablespoons butter or margarine
1 1/2 teaspoons salt or to taste
1/4 teaspoon ground pepper
1/2 cup dry sherry
In a large skillet over medium heat, melt butter. Add chicken livers and saute for 6 to 8 minutes. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Add sherry, cover, and simmer 5 minutes longer or until cooked through. Serve on toothpicks.
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Friday, February 29, 2008
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