Ike comes home and tells Sarah that he wasn't feeling so good so he had been to the doctor.
Sarah says "So, what did he tell you?"
Ike replies, "He says I got something called herpes."
"What's herpes?" asks Sarah.
"I dunno." says Ike. "He says that's what I got."
"I'll go look it up." ---- Sarah goes to dictionary and returns. "You can't have herpes."
"I can't?" says Ike. "Why not?"
Replies Sarah, "You're Jewish, and the dictionary says herpes is a disease of the gentiles."
Easter Jokes
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